| Taoism: |
Shit happens. |
| Hare Krishna: |
Shit happens, rama rama ding dong. |
| Hinduism: |
This shit happened before. |
| Islam: |
If shit happens, take a hostage. |
| Zen: |
What is the sound of shit happening? |
| Buddhism: |
When shit happens, is it really shit? |
| Confucianism: |
Confucius say, "Shit happens." |
| 7th Day Adventist |
Shit happens on Saturday. |
| Protestantism: |
Shit won't happen if I work harder. |
| Catholicism: |
If shit happens, I deserve it. |
| Unitarian: |
What is this shit? |
| Jehova's Witness: |
Knock knock, shit happens. |
| Morman: |
Shit happens again and again and again. |
| Judaism: |
Why does this shit always happen to me? |
| Rastafarianism: |
Let's smoke this shit. |
| Muslim: |
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. |
| Atheism: |
There is no shit./Shit does not happen. |
| Agnosticism: |
I don't know if shit happens, and I don't care. |
| Satanism: |
Shit will happen to everyone else but me,
because I'm in league with the Devil. |
| Christian Science: |
If I ignore this shit,it will go away. |
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