-ABOUT YOU-
What's your name?
What's your E-mail address?
What's the opposite of mayonnaise?
How many licks does it take to get to
the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop?
Do you have parents?
-Yes
- No
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-TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY-
I am
the coolest person ever
a drooling idiot
a shiney toaster
a psychotic freak
learning how to breath
not of this planet
a pimp
"special"
. People say I look like
I was abused as a child
I'm constipated
an illegal immigrant
the neighbor's dog
Chelsea Clinton
Tom Brocaw
Snoop Doggy Dogg
a supermodel
. As a child, I once
calculated the square root of infinity
was beaten with a large stick
had an original thought
made love to a goat
saw Elvis
set myself on fire
held my breath for a week
discovered anti-matter
. I often dream of
being 'Supreme Ruler of Earth'
returning to my home planet
shiney things
killing the cast of 90210
breaking out of the asylum
farm animals
getting a sex change
conquering Antarctica
. Although I can generally be found
pondering the size of the universe
beating my head against a wall
reading TV Guide
tanning in the oven
bitting my toenails
running naked through traffic
flatulating
, I also enjoy
picking belly-button lint
square dancing
knitting sweaters
regurgatating Jell-o
making fun of ugly people
getting shot
trimming my nose hair
prison sex
. My biggest ambition in life is to
become the supreme ruler of Earth
own Microsoft
get stoned
learn to spell my name
meet Rush Limbaugh
kill Rush Limbaugh
blink
. All my friends are jealous of my
ability to drink through my nose
masturbation technique
extremely hairy ass
abnormally large nostrils
extra toe
cheese collection
supreme intellect
ability to walk on water
.
-SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION-
Do you have a homepage?
What's it called?
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How did you find Thotz?
-ANY THOTZ TO LEAVE?-
