You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the F.B.I. or the C.I.A. You have mind influences on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

You are practical and persistant. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a God-damn Nazi.

You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. GEMINI are notorious for thriving on incest.

You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone is prison is a CANCER.

You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most LEOs are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. LEOs are thieving motherfuckers and spend most of their time kissing the mirror.

You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. VIRGOs make good bus drivers and pimps.

You are the artisitc type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male you are probably a queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most LIBRA women are whores. All LIBRAs die of venereal disease.

The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most SCORPIOs are murdered.

You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of SAGITTARIANs are drunks. Nixon was a SAGITTARIUS. You are not worth the time of day.

You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken-shit. There has never been a CAPRICORN of any importance. You should kill yourself.